Here's another hilarious song from the musically talented half of the Youtube sensation, the vlogbrothers, Hank Green. If you haven't figured out what the song is about after listening to it even once, this song is about the stupidity of people and how they should pay for their own ignorance. And let's face it, we've all had these feelings before. This song is off his first CD, "So Jokes".If you have any problems with the tab, just listen to the song and it should all make sense. And, when you've made your final judgement on the tab, please rate and comment Chords: lowEADGBe Am:X02210 G:320003 F:XX3211 (or you could do the barre version if you want) C:X32010 Intro: Am G F Am G F C F G Am Am G F (-sidenote- The intro is the exact same chord progression as all the verses. If you get the intro down then you know almost the entire song.) Verse 1: Am G Oh hello Evil Lady F at the grocery store Am G it seems that you don't know F what the express lane's for C F It says twelve items or less G Am But you're exempt from that I guess Am G F And you started an arguement about coupons Verse 2: Am G Oh, don't make me kill you F over twenty five cents Am G I'll give you a freakin quarter F if it makes that much difference C F And you just remembered something you forgot to get G Am Your husband'll be right back with it Am G OK... that's it, F I'm gonna kill you Chorus 1: Am G Yeah I'm gonna kill you F Am and possibly your whole family too Am G All I want is some courtesy F Am some kindness and maybe an apology Am F If you don't get out of my grocery line G Am I'll do scorpion's fatality and rip out your spine Am G I'm usually a very peaceful person F but I'm gonna kill you Verse 3: Am G F I just wrote a note to a guy down the street Am G F who recently invested in a giant SUV C F it said "I hope you know that we're fightin' a war G Am so you can get your fat ass home from the grocery store Am G F You'd better trade it in, or I'm gonna kill you" Chorus 2: Am G Yeah I'm gonna kill you F Am with a car bomb in your H2 Am G I don't think it'd be too much to ask F Am for you to be a bit less of an ass Am F I suggest you reinvest in a Honda Fit G Am If you don't, you're gonna regret it Am G I'm usually a very peaceful person, F but I'm gonna kill you Verse 4: Am G F It's 3:00 AM and my neighbor upstairs Am G F is actually worse than my worst nightmares C F He had some friends over G Am for some late-night Red Rover Am G F And now...yeah...they're practicing tap dance Chorus 3: Am G Yeah I'm gonna kill you F Am and all your loud-ass friends too Am G I don't think it'd be too much to ask F Am for you to be a bit less of an ass Am F If I don't get some peace and quiet G Am I'll put you on a strychnine diet Am G I'm usually a very peaceful person F but I'm gonna kill you. Outro: (Repeat the chord progression in the Chorus section and end on Am.) (Repeat the chord progression from the verse) And that should be that for I'm Gonna Kill You by Hank Green Once again, please rate and comment when you have made your final judgement on the tab. And, if you liked this tab, feel free to stop by my profile page on this site and check out some of the others. And feel free to also join my "UGs Online Debate" group where you get to debate and argue with other UG people over music topics. -I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.